Elias Zapple's Rhymes from the Cabbage Patch by Elias Zapple

For more Zappleness and the latest news on all of Zapple's books, please visit 'About this title' may belong to another edition of this title. He wishes you all to know that every penny made from the books will go straight into his bank account, which he will then spend on a lavish, new tent. Elias Zapple continues to work towards the unification of Korea, and writing children's stories that parents will spend huge sums of money on. Are you human? How many chimpanzees can fit inside a fridge? What is that thing growing on the side of your head? To which Mr Zapple has always smiled, turned away and swam off into the sunset having only once been bitten by an unfriendly shark. Many questions are often asked by his adoring public. And a clever slug that shocks, Tales about Cinders and Goldilocks. Zany rhymes and slimy tales, Creepy crawlies leaving bloody trails. He did, however, learn a couple of things: i) the earth is flat and ii) you should never eat a banana when it's not ripe. American-English Edition Inside this book you will find, Funny nonsense from my mind. During these travels, Elias met and listened to many interesting people, choosing to ignore all of them. Later, he travelled back in time to the present, and went on a series of trips to many foreign and distant lands. It is believed the fumes from the chimneys did so much damage to Elias, that it was a miracle he ever ate a cupcake again. After that success, he went on to work as a 19th century Victorian chimney sweep, when he was inspired to write the acclaimed series of books entitled 'Duke & Michel'. How he got to be in a tulip is not really clear, nor is it clear how he got out of the tulip, and years later wrote the smash hit musical, 'Love, be a Stranger', which was an international flop. What is relevant is that he arose out of a tulip that was growing in some old granny's garden in Camberwell.

His date of birth is not really relevant anyway. Elias Zapple was not born in 1922, as some would have you believe.

Elias Zapple's Rhymes from the Cabbage Patch by Elias Zapple